Trailer Park Rules

 1. No cars up on blocks for longer than three years.

 

 2. No draining your oil onto the street.

 

 3. No loud and wild parties without inviting the manager.

 

 4. You may have no more than 3 beer can wind chimes each

    Only having no more than 6 cans each.

 

 5. Drunkenness will not be tolerated in the streets prior To 10 am.

 

 6. While outside of your trailer you must be at least partially clothed.

 

 7. If you prefer to clean your trailer in the nude, please close the curtains.

 

 8. When bringing in the Jerry Springer or COPS film crews,

    Please provide the management prior written notice so

    That certain resident may be forewarned.

 

 9. Empty beer bottles should not be discarded on the front

    Lawn. However, they may remain there until you are sober

    Enough to collect them with the under-standing you will

    Collect them within 7 days whether sober or not.

 

10. When bringing dates home to your trailer, please be

    Advised that in the event the sidewalks need to be

    Repaired or replaced due to the weight of your date,

    You will be responsible for all cost incurred.