SmileJokes of the Day For March 07, 2008

The new patient was sharing his woes with an under- standing doctor:

 

 "After the first, I'm usually tired and winded, Doc.

 

After the second, my chest aches and I start getting pains in my legs.

 

After the third, I feel like fainting and it takes half-an-hour for my heart and respiration to return to normal."

 

"Why don't you quit after the first?" inquired the doctor.

 

"How can I do that, Doc?" said the patient. "I live on the third floor."