SmileJokes-A-Day

Young Man: Sir, may I know the time, please?

 

Old Man: Certainly not.

 

Young Man: Sir, but why? What are you going to lose, if you tell me the time?

 

Old Man: Yes, I may lose something if I tell you the time.

 

Young Man: But Sir, can you tell me how?

 

Old Man: See, if I tell you the time you will definitely thank me and may be tomorrow again you will ask me the time.

 

Young Man: Quite possible.

 

Old Man: May be we meet two three times more and you will ask my name and address.

 

Young Man: Quite possible.

 

Old Man: One day you may come to my house saying you were just passing by and came into wish me.

 

Then as a courtesy, I will offer you a cup of tea. After my courteous approach you will try to come again.

 

 This time you will appreciate tea and ask who has made it.?

 

Young Man: Possible

 

Old Man: Then I will tell you that my daughter has and I will then have to introduce my young and pretty daughter to you & you will admire my daughter.

 

 

Young Man: Smiles. ;)

 

 

Old Man: Now onwards you will try to meet my daughter again and again.

 

You will offer her to go out for a movie together and a date with you.

 

Young Man: Smiles

 

Old Man: My daughter may start liking you and start

 

Waiting for you. After meeting regularly you will fall in love with her and propose her for marriage.

 

Young Man: Smiles

 

Old Man: One day both of you will come to me and tell me about your love and ask for my permission.

 

Young Man: Oh Yes! And smiles

 

Old Man: (Angrily) Young man, I will never marry my daughter to a person like you who does not even own a watch.

 

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