sardarji, Santa & Banta Jokes

Teacher: I want you to tell me the longest sentence you can think of.
Pappu: Life imprisonment!

 

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Sardars Hari Singh and Gan iSingh are in a railway station.
Hari Singh asks the clerk: "Can I take this train to Ludhiana?"
"No," answers the Railway man.
"Can I?" asks Gani Singh.

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Doctor: What Happen To You?

Sardarji: Nothing Happen To Me, My Bucket Was Broken, Can You Able To

Make It Fine.

Doctor: What Nonsense You Are Talking? Are You Mad

Sardarji Replied Very Calmly: Doctor Every Body Says That You Are The

No: 1 Plastic Surgeon, So I Came Hear.

 

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Santa: My dad was an extremely brave man. He once entered a lion's cage.
Banta: He probably got a lot of applause ven he got out.
Santa: I didn't say he got out.

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How do you make a Sardar laugh on Saturday? Tell him a joke on Wednesday

 

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Mala