Marriage Jokes

Reading our marriage certificate

 

Wife:    "What are you doing?"

 

Husband: "Nothing."

 

Wife:    "Nothing?  You've been reading our marriage certificate for an hour."

 

Husband: "I was just looking for the expiration date."

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• Man: Is there any way for long life? 

Dr: Get married. 

Man: Will it help? 

Dr: No, but the thought of long life will never come.

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• Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do? 

Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.

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• It's funny when people discuss Love Marriage vs Arranged. It's like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered.

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• A man who surrenders when he's wrong is Honest. 

A man, who surrenders when not sure, is Wise. 

A man, who surrenders even if he's Right, is a Husband.

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• There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than Electronic banking. It's called marriage

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• Different Phases of a man: 

After engagement: Superman 

After Marriage: Gentleman

After 10 years: Watchman 

After 20 years: Doberman

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Love with a Nurse

A sardar ji Doctor falls in Love with a Nurse. He writes a love letter to the Nurse: - I Love U sister

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A gorgeous girl walks up 2 a a professor's cabin and says I will do anything 2 pass in the exam.
Professor: anything!?
Girl: ya
Prof: open your books and study.

 

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