While cutting wood in his workshop, George slips and manages to slice all his fingers off with the power saw.
He screams and runs out of the workshop, sprinting in considerable pain to the nearest hospital.
After a half-hour in the waiting room, a nurse finally emerges. "I'm sorry, sir," she says, "but without your fingers,
We can't do anything except stop the bleeding. If you go back and get them, we can sew them back on."
Nodding dejectedly, George wanders out of the ER and comes back an hour later.
"Did you find your fingers?" asks the nurse.
"Yes," replies George.
"Where are they?" asks the nurse.
"I couldn't pick them up off the floor," answers George.
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