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Monday, January 17, 2011

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Murphy on Computers The Law Of D'oh: - The moment you delete a worthless file, you'll need it. The "de novo" Law #1: - Installing a new program will always mess up at least one old one The "de novo" Law #2: - Installing a new operating system will always mess up ALL programs. The Laws of Victory #1: - In computers as in life, you can't win them all. The Laws of Victory #2: - But you sure can lose them all. The Law of Probability: - The probability of a hard disk crash is directly proportional to the sum of the value of all the date that hasn't been backed up. The Law of Crashes: - There are two kinds of computer users: Those whose hard disks have crashed, and those whose hard disks haven't crashed ... yet. Fiddler's Law #1: - Anything can be made to work if you fiddle with it. Fiddler's Law #2: - If you fiddle with something long enough, you'll break it.
 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 


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