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Sunday, January 9, 2011

| Smile Jokes : 227 | SmileJokes of the Day For January 07, 2011

How can I get to heaven? I asked the children in my Sunday School class, "If I sold my house and my car, held a big garage sale, and gave all my money to the church, would I get into heaven?" "No!" the children all answered. Then I said, "If I cleaned the church every day, mowed the yard, and kept everything neat and tidy, would I get into heaven?" Again, the answer was, "No!" "Well," I continued, "then how can I get to heaven?" A five-year-old boy shouted out, "You gotta be dead!" -- Thanks Liamvks@gmail Smile Jokes | Tamil Jokes | Face Book | Feedback | Support | Subscribe |Fresh Jobs | Smile Jokes : http://groups.google.com/group/smilejoke?hl=en
 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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