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Thursday, January 6, 2011

| Smile Jokes : 221 | SmileJokes of the Day For January 02, 2011

 
A blonde gets home from work early and hears strange noises coming from the bedroom.  She rushes upstairs only find her husband naked lying on the bed, sweating and panting.  "What's up?" she asked. 

 
"I think I'm having a heart attack," cries her husband.

 
The blonde rushes downstairs to grasp the phone but, just as she's dialing, her four-year-old son come up and says, "Mommy, Mommy, Auntie Shirley is hiding in the closet and she has no clothes on."

The blonde slams the phone down and storms back upstairs into the bedroom, rushes right past her husband, rips open the closet door and, sure enough, there is her sister, totally naked and cowering on the floor.

"You damn idiot," screams the blonde. "My husband's having a heart attack, and you're running around naked playing hide and seek with the kids!!"

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