Humour

How much dowry do you expect?

Your daughter being a Government servant, I do not expect any dowry!

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My dear son, you are a man now!  You should act no more like a child!

I know that Dad, but it is said; to enter the Kingdom of Heaven, one has to become like a child!

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How come your brother is much more qualified than you?

The reason is that I spent most of my youth hanging around the dames!!

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I agree that science students are smarter than arts students with the exception of a few.  But this does not mean that you are smarter than me!

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That son of yours is very handsome!

You should tell that to his wife!

His wife says that I should tell that to you!!

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I say you are a nut.

I say you are a monkey.

Then you must be a monkey-nut!

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I wanted to become a Doctor, but I missed the opportunity in not getting admission by a few marks.

I must thank God for that; otherwise, I would not have had the chance of marrying you!

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Who do the people of our town consider the richest man now?

To be very frank, unware that I am a pauper, they consider me as the richest!

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I am worried because the bride has not yet reached the Church!!

Fear not, my man; if she does not reach the Church, your marriage will not take place!

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You are like an Angel!

Please don't say it again because earlier I was like a devil!!

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Being so fair and beautiful, why does she like dark complexioned boys?

Because she is already friendly with a fair and handsome one!

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I understand you have given lunch to my sister in a five-star hotel!!!

Yes darling, but I did it because you refused to come with me!!

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Would you believe me that my best friend Tom betrayed me?

Please don't tell me anything about him for he is my cousin!!

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When you are only a Stenographer, why are you taking the reference books of Officers?

I also want to be an Officer!

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Would you mind doing this small typing of mine?

Of course not!  I can never say "no" to you for you bring me matrimonial proposals!

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 By Samson Fernandes

 

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