Doctor Jokes

Doctor: Nurse, how is that little boy doing, the one who swallowed ten quarters?

Nurse: No change yet.

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Patient: Doctor, I think I swallowed a pillow.

Doctor: How do you feel?

Patient: A little down in the mouth.

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Patient: Doctor, what should I do if my temperature goes up a point or more?

Doctor: Sell!

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Patient: My hair keeps falling out. What can you give me to keep it in?

Doctor: A shoebox.

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Patient: Doctor, you must help me. I'm under such a lot of stress; I keep losing my temper with people.

Doctor: Tell me about your problem.

Patient: I just did, didn't I, you stupid SOB!!!!!

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Patient to optometrist: I'm very worried about the outcome of this operation, doctor. What are the chances?

Optometrist to patient: Don't worry; you won't be able to see the difference.

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Thanks

Mala

 

 

 

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