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Thursday, February 7, 2008

|::: Smile Jokes :::| Makes you go......... hmm

 

 

 

 

 

 

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IN PRISON

AT WORK

You spend the majority of your time in an 8X10 cell.

You spend most of your time in a 6X8 cubicle.

 

IN PRISON

AT WORK

you get three meals a day (free).

.you only gets a break for one meal and you have to pay for it yourself.

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IN PRISON

AT WORK

You get time off for good behavior.

you get rewarded for good behavior with more WORK.

 

IN PRISON

AT WORK

a guard locks and unlocks the doors for you.

.you must carry around a security card and unlock open all the doors yourself.

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IN PRISON

AT WORK

you can watch TV and play games.

You get fired for watching TV and playing games.

 

IN PRISON

AT WORK

You get your own toilet.

you have to share.

 

IN PRISON

AT WORK

They allow your family and friends to visit.

You can not even speak to your family and friends.

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IN PRISON

AT WORK

All expenses are paid by taxpayers with no work at all.

You get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for the prisoners.

 

Humm?

Which Sounds Better?

So what are you waiting for???

Kill your Manager/Head...

Thanks

 

 



 

 


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