Humour

How is that you did not notice the water coming from the tap to the office premises and flooding it when you were sitting in it?

I was engrossed in reading the book on "Love Story'!!

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The fisherwomen were complaining about you!!

Gracious; about what?

That you don't come to them now to buy their fish!

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Sometimes, my Boss is very sweet - I like him!

Well, I'll tell your husband about it!!!

Get lost from here - I'll hammer you!!!

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How did you manage to marry a Doctor when you are only High School passed?

Just remember, he married me for my 'beauty', young man!

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What is your problem, my friend?

Every girl 'kicks' me out!!

It is because you do not know how to play the game of 'love'!

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Uncle, did you not have any girlfriends in your youth?

Of course I had, and not one or two, but many, and every year, the girls used to change me!

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Why was your husband crying so bitterly?

Because I fired him for showing too much devotion towards his sis-in-law than me!

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Why has he come back from deputation - I had heard he wanted to get absorbed there!

He says he could not get a life partner there!!

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My son does not want to go to school and so he cries and I do not know how to convince him!!

He must have become like you then!

Of course not!!! He has become like his father.

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Why don't you accept me as a 'gift' to you?

And do what with you who is a 'nut'?

Of course, marry me, dear!

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Would you believe?

What happened?

I won then thousand rupees on 'matka' gambling and lost it within a week again on 'matka' gambling!!

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How about you getting married to me now for companionship at least?

Get lost, you sixty-year-old butler!!!

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Is your Dad an Officer?

Why do you ask that?  In fact, he is a 'peon'!!

Because I see him carrying an "Officer's Bag' to this office!

Oh, he thinks he is an Officer!

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What's wrong with him?  He is not working efficiently now as before !!

Sir, he is 'love-sick' and you must excuse him!

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You see, little knowledge is dangerous!!!

How do you know that I have little knowledge?

Because I also have little knowledge!!

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Do you know that he is the owner of that Bus?

But remember that he is also the Conductor of that Bus!

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You are not a bad fellow!

Then what kind of fellow am I then?

A bed fellow who always sleeps without doing any work!!

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How much is your gold chain and gold ring worth?

Ten thousand rupees!

And if I want to have these, what should I do?

You will have to kill me!

No please, you may kill me in return in the scuffle!!

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They say that he is a 'chieftain' in your village!!!

In fact, he was!

Then what happened?

Now they say that I am the 'chieftain'!

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I am a match-maker and I want to bring you a spouse!

I would prefer your beautiful daughter than anyone else!

Sorry, I did not come to you for a match for my daughter!!

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  Thanks

Samson Fernandes