Valentines Day Jokes

 

 

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Valentines Day Jokes
Q: What do farmers give their wives on Valentine's Day?
A: Hogs and Kisses!

Love Quotes

Boring husband: Honey, why are you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?
Bored wife: Because I married the wrong man!
Q: What did Frankenstein say to his girlfriend?
A: "Be my valentine!"

Q: Do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?
A: Sure, they're very scent-mental!

Valentine's Day Jokes

Q: What does a man who loves his car do on February 14?
A: He gives it a Valentine!

Girl: "I can't be your valentine for medical reasons."
Boy: "Really?"
Girl: "Yeah, you make me sick!"

Q: Why is Valentine's Day the best day for a celebration?
A: Because you can really party hearty!

Q: What did the chocolate syrup say to the ice cream?
A: "I'm sweet on you!"

Valentine's Day Quotes

Q: What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?
A: A hug and a quiche!

Q: Why should you send your sweetie a valentine?
A: Because you always heart the one you love!

Valentine's Day Sayings

Q: Why did the pig give his girlfriend a box of candy?
A: It was Valens wine’s Day!

Q: What do you call a very small valentine?
A: A valentine!

Q: Why did the stupid boy put clothes on the valentines he was sending?
A: Because they needed to be ad-dressed!

Q: What did the painter say to her boyfriend?
A; "I love you with all my art!"