Office Memo

"Whoever used the milk in the small plastic container

That was in the refrigerator yesterday, please do NOT

Own up to it. I would find it forever after difficult

to meet your  gaze across a cafeteria table whilst

Having a discussion about java applets or brand

Identity. Just be aware that that milk was EXPRESSLY

For my son, if you get my drift. I will label these

Things from now on, but if you found your coffee tasted

Just a little bit unusual this morning, you might think

About calling your mom and telling her you love her."