padosi ki ladki ko dekh. woh exam main 1st aai hai.
Son: us ko he to dekhta tha tabhe to fail hogaya.
What is the different between chew gum and begum?
Both r sweet at the beginning and become shapeless tasteless n sticky at the end.
Q: What is the Extreme height of stupidity?
Answer: Two sardars Sitting in a Auto and fighting for corner seat!!!
A sardar was drawing money from ATM,
The sardar behind him in the line said,
"Ha! Ha! Haaa! I've seen ur password. Its 4 asterisks (****)."
The first sardar replies, "Ha! Ha! Haaa! U R wrong, its 1258"
Sardar: For the past one week a girl is disturbing Me.
I don't know how she got my no, she interrupts whenever
I call someone and say "please recharge your card"
Postman: I Have To Come 5 Miles to Deliver U This Packet
Sardar: why did U come so far...
Instead U could have posted it
In art gallery couple sees picture of a girl covered by leaf.
Husband was keep watching her.
Hawa k aane ka intezar kar rahe karte raho gaye?
Ants were taking bath and elephant jumped into pool.
Ants go out of water. One ant climbed on to the back
Of elephant, all ants cried “dubo dubo k mar sale ko".
B.V khobsurat hoto sari umar watchman
After a Quarrel, a wife said to her husband, "You know, I was a fool when I married you"
The husband replied, "Yes dear, but I was in loveand didn't notice".
Girl: my hand is in pain. Boy kisses her hand.
Girl: my neck is in hand. he kisses her neck.
And old man: bhai khairsh ka bhi ilaj karte ho kiya?
Teacher: write your father name in English.
Sikh student: beautiful red underwear.
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