Joke

James Bond dies and starts for heaven. His secretary badly wants to

Find out if he safely reached there. So, she calls up heaven.

 

 A sweet female voice picked up and said: "This is Virgin Mary speaking".

 

 "Damn it", the secretary said and hung up.

 

 She calls again after 10 minutes. The same voice: "This is Virgin Mary Speaking".

 

 "Damn it. He hasn't reached yet", the secretary said and hung up again.

 

She calls again after 10 minutes. This time the voice said: "This is Mary speaking".

 

"Thank you!! Take proper care of him", she said and hung up.

 

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