| IN PRISON | | AT WORK |
You spend the majority of your time in an 8X10 cell. | You spend most of your time in a 6X8 cubicle. |
| IN PRISON | | AT WORK |
you get three meals a day (free). | .you only gets a break for one meal and you have to pay for it yourself. |
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| IN PRISON | | AT WORK |
You get time off for good behavior. | you get rewarded for good behavior with more WORK. |
| IN PRISON | | AT WORK |
a guard locks and unlocks the doors for you. | .you must carry around a security card and unlock open all the doors yourself. |
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| IN PRISON | | AT WORK |
you can watch TV and play games. | You get fired for watching TV and playing games. |
| IN PRISON | | AT WORK |
You get your own toilet. | you have to share. |
| IN PRISON | | AT WORK |
They allow your family and friends to visit. | You can not even speak to your family and friends. |
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| IN PRISON | | AT WORK |
All expenses are paid by taxpayers with no work at all. | You get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for the prisoners. |
Humm?
Which Sounds Better?
So what are you waiting for???
Kill your Manager/Head.
Thanks
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