Little Johnny was walking down the street with his mother.
They stopped outside a woman's clothing shop and Johnny's mother knew it would embarrass him to go inside so she told him to wait outside. Before she had a chance to go inside,
Little Johnny saw a used condom lying on the pavement.
"What is that mummy?" he asked.
His mother looked mortified when she saw the used condom and hastily said, "Um, it's a biscuit Johnny, but it's on the ground and dirty, so don't touch it!"
Confident that Little Johnny wouldn't touch it she went in the shop. When she came out 10 min later she saw the condom was gone.
"You didn't eat the biscuit, did you Little Johnny?" she asked.
"Of course not, it was dirty, so I just licked the cream out from inside it."
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